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How We Underestimated Ducklie Life Theme Park

Ducklie Life Theme Park, based on Roseanne Hawthorne’s popular cartoon duck meme, made a profane $400 million dollars its opening week. “The park is so good!” said a source considered to be a park attendee.

The Central Media Conglomerate (CMC) had a completely different concept in mind before it ac…

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